Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Express Comparison

I saw the words "Express Mail" on a mail box and started to laugh. Nick asked me what was so funny. I explained to him the image that I saw in my mind; the image I tried to create above. Nick decided I was indeed a sick puppy.

I find the phrase "Express Milk" to be one of the oddest in the English language. Whenever I hear it, I think of someone in a white leotard doing some hokey interpretative dance. "I am expressing milk. Here I am being shot out the nipple. Now I am sliding down the throat..."

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