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The world may never know.
(h/t to Joe.My.God)
When will the world learn how to use quotation marks? Don't we teach this is school? Quotation marks without an attribution indicate[s] the unusual or dubious status of a word. So in this case, the question is: "Is it really sodium free water; or not?" Then the other question: "What genius got paid more money than I will ever see in my life to make this public grammatical blunder?"
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Things said at Starbucks that sound dirty but aren't:
- I'll wipe off your wand.
- My finger is still in it.
- Could you cream this?
1 comment:
>How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Three.
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