Saturday, September 22, 2007

The Neighbor

Well we had a second run-in with neighbor.

I guess we have fornicating elephants us here, or so he says. He is also wondering how fornicating long it will take for us to move in. And then, he would not shake hands with me and called me a fornicating phallis head.

So we have been informed that if the behavior continues, we are to call the police. And rest assurred, we will.

What is sad is that they will not let gay people adopt but neanderthals like the one downstairs just have to get horney to bring children into the world.


Anonymous said...

keep that number handy at all times

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Ur-spo said...

on the bright side; the neanderthals were rumored to be extinct; so you should call national geographic; and make a mint..

Doug Taron said...

Sigh. I have a neighbor from hell, also. We have lived next door to one another for nearly 20 years, and she's still a problem- though only intermittantly. I hope this gets better for you.

Java said...

A fornicating phallus head! I like the sound of that. I'll have to find someone special to use that on.