He's Just Not That Into You...

I read the book He's Just Not That Into You and found it interesting. But then I was watching the Maury show and I came up with a new one...

If he calls you onto the Maury show and accuses you of sleeping with his mother's boyfriend and calls you a slut on national TV, he's just not that into you.

I don't care how much you "love" this guy, woman, DUMP HIM! You can do better!