An Observation

Is it just a coincidence that Pap Smear and Pabst Beer sound similar?

Crafts for the Gay Man!

I know that I should come up with something of my own, but this is too good not to share!

TAMPON ANGELS!

A Little Halloween Treat for Y'all!

Ahoy!  Happy International Talk Like  Pirate Day!

High point of going to Knoxville

One of the nice things about going to Knoxville is a certain lawyer.

Now, you may be wondering why I would make a whole post about a lawyer, well, this guy is a nice change from the usual fare.  Usually, the lawyers we see on TV and billboards are rather pedestrian if not downright ugly.  But this guy is a treat to see along the side of the road and plastered on buses.

Around this part of the world, we are treated to:

Then there is this guy:

But when I got to Knoxville, I was surrounded by billboards with Stephen looking fondly down upon me!

Almost worth getting in an accident for, isn't it?

Recent Purchases

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 Sometimes you go to the antique mall and don't find much of anything.  Then you go and see something that makes you laugh for hours on end.  Well, today, Nick and I were walking through a local antique mall and saw the
poodle platter that you see here.  We started laughing and decided that it was just about the ugliest things either of us have ever seen in our lives.

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As fate would have it, we went walking on through the mall and fund the lamp that you see here.  And "yes" he does have a posing strap on.  Of course, when we saw it we decided we needed to have it.

Now, granted, we are a bit strapped for money, but there are some things you see and you know that you will never see anything like this again.  To find two in one day ranks in the "Jackpot!" category.

Some things are ugly, and some are so ugly they transcend and become something more.  These have transcended and are now part of the decor of Chez Nick-Benton!

Ok, Moment of "Way Too Cute"

Everybody say, "Awwww..."

Gotta Love Advertising!

Pretzels anyone?

I saw this and had to share it, this is just too weird!

Go The F&$k to Sleep

This is way too funny!

Not In This Lifetime!

Boingggg....

Ok, this is too funny.  I would post it here, but I try to keep this pretty safe for work.  This link is defiantly NOT safe for work, but it is very funny!

Be AFRAID!

Wrestler

I think he is happy he won!

Hey, I am Famous (kind of)

I have an entry in the Urban Dictionary!  Go check out shampoo amnesia!

Now for Something TOTALLY Different

Enough of the downer stuff.

I could look at Bradley Cooper all day.  He is gorgeous!

A Song For Today

A One-Hit Wonder!

Ok, enough of the depressing stuff!

Sights in Key West

Views from Universal and Disney