Sunday, January 14, 2007

A Sunday Morning Limerick

There once was a man named Clark Kent

Who sperm out his penis had sent

When it hit Lois Lane

It shattered her brain

She should never have sucked on that gent.


Anonymous said...

He is one handsome dude. I think I might volunteer for a brainshattering or two.

Anonymous said...


"We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline."
-M. L. King

Steve F. said...

"Sometimes you just have to say, 'What the hell.' "
- My sister Sue

For what it's worth, there is actually a rather crass but interesting 30-year-old article on this topic. Larry Niven first wrote Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex for his book "All the Myriad Ways" in 1971.

And he is amazingly attractive. His periodic bare-chested appearances on "Lois & Kent" were worth all the rest of the drivel. And he's great in "The Broken Hearts Club," as well...