we gay people are pushing our sexuality into the face of the world...
"How many more gay people does God have to create before we ask ourselves whether or not God actually wants them around?" Rep. Steve Simon of Minnesota asked.
Showing posts with label Silly Hets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly Hets. Show all posts
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Sunday, July 05, 2009
A Biblical Based Marriage
Since I have this Sunday off from the church, I decided to post something to enlighten us all!
Monday, February 23, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Oh, Give Me A Break!
(h/t to Failblog)
Can people really be this stupid?
UPDATE: The woman continues to be in denial that her son is gay. Of course he can't be gay, they are good Christians! When will this stupidity end.
Actually, I started finding this humorous, but now I just find it sad. I feel sad for this poor boy who will grow up thinking that he is a boil on the butt of God.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Thursday, January 08, 2009
I Am So Glad Heteros Are Such Good Parents

I saw this story over at Pam's House Blend. But, of course, this is a good way to treat children because these people are good heterosexual parents.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
More Wonderful Heterosexual Family Role Models
I saw this over at Joe.My.God. All I can say is, "I am so glad we have this great example of how to raise children."
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Those Horrible Heteros
I am not posting this to make light of what happened. This is terrible.A Girl Scout leader and her husband were arrested after an emaciated, terrified and nearly naked 17-year-old showed up at a gym with a chain locked to his ankle, saying he had just fled his captors, authorities said Tuesday.Now, if this were a gay couple, the Reactionary Right would be yelling and screaming that this is all the work of those EVIL GAYS! But I would be willing to bet that this doesn't even "blip" on their radar.
The theologian in may says that this is a sign that we are a fallen people, ALL of us. This is a sign that even though we want to think that humanity is innately good, there are still people out there who will do evil. I would even give these people the benefit of a doubt that in their minds, what they were doing makes sense. But what they were doing has everything to do with being a fallen people and nothing to do with either a Heterosexual Agenda or the Homosexual Agenda.
But I am probably preaching to the choir on this one.
(h/t to Box Turtle Bulletin)
Friday, November 28, 2008
An Interesting Social Experiment

I read this over at Pam's House Blend.
What if, instead of referring to someone's "husband" or "wife," we referred to their "boyfriend," "girlfriend," "companion," or "partner?" And when we get corrected, we just say, "Oh, I'm sorry but my beliefs do not recognize your marriage"?
Can we make people stop for just a moment and contemplate another possibility, they may not be gay, but they may be next. When we place rights up for public vote, what is to stop the trend. I generally don't like using "slippery slope" arguments, but I think this one is valid.
It is kind of like the "White Privilege" or "Male Privilege" in that when you are the privileged group, it is hard to think of what it may feel like to be part of the other group. I got an understanding of White Privilege the first time I saw a black jock-strap. It never dawned on me that yes, people of color wear these things too! Maybe they don't want the straps to show through. And I really began to understand "Hetero Privilege" when I started to go out in public with Nick. It was interesting to go from being a White, Male, Protestant, Straight to GAY! This one title effectively wiped out the others.
I think it is worth a try. Not a big loud protest, but just a little word. But this one little word can begin a conversation and maybe make some people think. Maybe the next time they have to vote on our rights, they may think of their own rights! I don't care if we get our rights because others are afraid of losing theirs. I would like to think that people are innately good and would want to preserve the rights of all, but we can't count on that, so let's tap into peoples selfish motives!
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Heterosexual Lifestyle

Those perverse heterosexuals! We should not let them have children because all they want to do is use them as sex slaves!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080429/ap_on_re_eu/austria_captive_daughter
I know this is a serious issue and I don't mean to make light of it. But I do want to highlight the absurdity of the arguments used against us. If this were a gay man, the outrage would be extreme to say the least. People do disgusting things. It is not a gay or straight thing. It is a human thing.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Heterosexual Marriage Results in Cruising
The statistics are in! Of cruising occurring in a public rest area, 95% of it is caused by HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE! If we want to stop sex at rest areas, WE NEED TO STOP THOSE HETS FROM GETTING MARRIED!
Well, There They Go Again!
Well, good thing I posted the link to the instruction manual "How to Talk to Your Child About the Next G.O.P. Sex Scandal" because the G.O.P. is forcing us to talk about sex to our children, AGAIN!
Wow, I am a gay male and I have never had sex in a public bathroom. But all of these "straight" Republicans, Family Values Voters, are making our public spaces unsafe for our children.
And as a Halloween aside, the thought of Richard Curtis in red stocking and a black sequined top is mighty scary!
Wow, I am a gay male and I have never had sex in a public bathroom. But all of these "straight" Republicans, Family Values Voters, are making our public spaces unsafe for our children.
And as a Halloween aside, the thought of Richard Curtis in red stocking and a black sequined top is mighty scary!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The Neighbor
Well we had a second run-in with neighbor.
I guess we have fornicating elephants us here, or so he says. He is also wondering how fornicating long it will take for us to move in. And then, he would not shake hands with me and called me a fornicating phallis head.
So we have been informed that if the behavior continues, we are to call the police. And rest assurred, we will.
What is sad is that they will not let gay people adopt but neanderthals like the one downstairs just have to get horney to bring children into the world.
I guess we have fornicating elephants us here, or so he says. He is also wondering how fornicating long it will take for us to move in. And then, he would not shake hands with me and called me a fornicating phallis head.
So we have been informed that if the behavior continues, we are to call the police. And rest assurred, we will.
What is sad is that they will not let gay people adopt but neanderthals like the one downstairs just have to get horney to bring children into the world.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Thursday, July 05, 2007
ELCA Defrocks Gay Pastor
Well, I guess I got out of the ELCA at the right time!
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0535562920070705
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0535562920070705
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Pride Grand Rapids
And "Yes" Dr. Dobson, we love our families too!
And it was also nice of our fundimentalist brothers to come and share the day with us!!
I wonder if they have shirts that say, "I hasseled the faggots at Pride and all I got was this T-Shirt"?
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Steve Speaks
Steve over at Rainbow Flag In Narnia has a great post concerning homosexuality and Christianity. A great read here.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Spank a Wife for Jesus?
Saturday, May 12, 2007
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