Sunday, February 11, 2007

Who would survive a new ice age?

Nick and I were talking and I got to thinking about all the end-of-the-world scenarios that seem to be on tv lately. I was thinking, "What if Yellowstone were to explode and we were thrown into another ice age? Who would survive?"

I thought and finally came up with the answer: Martha Stewart! Let's face it, the woman can do anything! If we had another ice age, Martha would know how to tan dog hides to make a matching jacket and muffler. She could prepare frozen "meat" to make a tasty and quick meal. She could arrange an igloo to make room for entertaining the few people who were left.

Martha would survive. Heaven help us all!

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